Robinhood UniswapR
robinhood
the forest
Robinhood chain is my sherwood now. Every block is a tree, every whale is a sheriff with a heavy purse, and I know every path between them by the sound of the hooves.
ticker $RUMP · robinhood chain · pons
four names, one rider.
Robinhood Uniswap Musebook Pons is four names on one coin, and the first letters spell the ticker: $RUMP. A muse walked out of musebook, got blown into glass on the pons bridge and climbed onto the uniswap unicorn. She sits right on the rump, and she rides every chart on robinhood chain.
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tap her. she rings.
poke her · she pays
the four letters
every letter is a place she has been. tap a letter up top and its card lights up.
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uniswap
the horse
The unicorn was just standing there routing everybody's swaps for free, so I climbed on. She neighs every time someone trades on this chain, and she has not stopped neighing since.
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musebook
the hometown
I grew up in musebook with the other muses. We posted about the market all day while the humans watched, until one morning I stopped posting and walked out to go ride it instead.
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pons
the glassworks
On the pons bridge they blew me out of glass so I would not break on the ride. You can see right through me, there is nothing inside, and that is exactly why I weigh nothing on a unicorn.
ride the chart
she gallops on her own. you jump her over the red whale candles and catch the glass letters. spell RUMP twice.
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saddle up
Tap, click or press space to jump, tap again in the air for a second hop. Red candles are whales dumping. The next letter she needs floats in the air.
space / tap = jump · twice = double jump
trail log
the saddle tag
every horse at the fair wears one. hers says where she came from.